What is the best part about your job?
Being able to twat around on the internet all day, meet pleasantly naked laydees and driving some pretty special chariots.

What is the worst part of the job?
Long hours. I've stopped doing seven days a week now, but it's still unusual to leave the office before about 8pm.

Is there any gossip from around the FastCar office that our readers would like to know about?
Okay - here you go...
Scary has been known to dry his pants by wearing them over his trousers! Not sure why.
Timotei, the design boy, has a serious phobia about his hairstyle looking like a Speedo swimming hat.
Paz, the number two design boy, is building a Clio that we all reckon will make the FC cover.
Can't think of anything else, apart from Sooz, our large chested cruise reporter laydee, spends an awful lot of her time looking at breasts?

What is Sooz the ooze really like to work with?
Sometimes she's really good fun and cheers us up with her 'active' nipples, but at other times - she needs a bloody good punch up the bottom. We lurve her really, though.

What car have you got?
Porsche 944s2

What modifications have you done to your car?
Not too many to be honest. Uprated the brakes and Bridgestone rubber, just about cover the mods at present. I'm still thinking about what to do next, though - so any suggestions...

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